My last advice for the road: Reminder to everybody to make sure to remember to brush your teeth every morning and every night. Even after lunch if ya can. Dental health ain’t no laughing matter.
My last advice for the road: Reminder to everybody to make sure to remember to brush your teeth every morning and every night. Even after lunch if ya can. Dental health ain’t no laughing matter.
seeing people dunking on the latest meaningless gaming discourse on twitter is really making me dread losing this place :(
im thinking of leaving these as my final tweets and logging off and never coming back on
in light of much discussion about the ways the internet has changed: be mindful of reactionary inclinations blooming within you. things might have gotten worse, but that doesnt mean the way things used to be was all that great either.
listen. club penguin had microtransactions for children in 2005. geocities stuck a stupid ass watermark on everyones sites and then blew itself up. if you think startups raising a bajillion dollars before earning even a cent of profit and then tanking is a recent affliction, i hate to burst your dotcom bubble, but um, look up the dotcom bubble? lol
i have been the 1 millionth visitor all my life. the internet has always been a bit shit. its ok. we can make a better internet without returning to the past.
Every now and then I accidentally hit the play button on my iPod from the home screen, and it churns away for at least five seconds as it gets ready to play a set of 18,000 songs